364 Marbles
Warning: I realize that good girls aren't supposed to talk about sex and especially the "m" word but I'm not really a girl anymore and "good" can be so limiting...
When I woke up this morning I felt slightly better so I tackled the installation of a shower-head. S is for shower-head – Rah, Rah, Rah.
Purpose: To help combat the long dry spell of celibacy ahead.
Tools: One pulsating shower-head with a hose long enough to reach the bathtub surface, one wrench, plumber’s tape (I improvise and use waxed dental floss).
Methodology: My body isn’t completely sure that celibacy is a good idea. I wish I could be the type of person that has fun and casual sex, but so far, I’m not. I’ve had a solo experience with a one-night stand (are they even called this anymore?) It was tragic, in the sense of two bodies colliding, nothing else. It seems I have to love (or at least know someone enough to like) before I invite him/her into my body. Seeing as I’m not dating anyone for at least a year, the pulsing water will save me from a year of drought.
Maybe I should give my new shower-head a name.
Decide how you will take care of yourself sexually when you are not in a relationship. If you need to, go to a store or go online and buy some helpful toys. If you’re too shy for that, an unassuming and mischievous shower-head works wonders;)
If you think that your sexuality is dependent on being in a relationship, ask what it would take for you to claim your sexuality for yourself?
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